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Halfway Through February, Halfway to My Goal

It’s February 15th as I write this, so it’s the exact middle of the month.  That makes today a convenient time to assess my progress towards my monthly goals.   Starting on February 1st, I established three exercise goals for this month:

  1. Design a weight lifting plan
  2. Lift weights eight times
  3. Do cardio, play sports, or otherwise get my heart rate going seven times

Basically, I set out to get back into lifting, to lift twice a week, and to keep revving my heart rate.  So far, so good.   After two weeks, I’ve invented an introductory weight lifting plan and I’ve done it four times.  I’ve done the cardio thing three times this month. Left to go: lift and do cardio four more times each.

I can do this.

What’s Good About Being Overweight?

As you might have noticed from some of my previous posts, I carry a bit of extra weight around with me.  It bugs me.   That’s a good thing – being overweight comes with all sorts of wicked side effects ranging from joint pain to heart problems to greater risk of all sorts of dread diseases, to metabolic syndrome, to just plain looking bad at the beach.   I can’t just accept those kinds of consequences as “just a part of who I am.”

But as I’ve been hitting the gym lately, I’ve noticed at least two really great things about being overweight.  I offer them to you not as justification, but as encouragement.  Here are a couple of reasons the gym is a great place for those of us who carry a little extra weight.

We Burn a Ton of Calories

Seriously – if I put a little effort into 20-30 minutes on an eliptical trainer, I can readily burn 400 or more calories.  Do you have any idea how long and hard some 5′6″ 115 pound waif or some 6′0″ 145 pound ectomorph has to work to do that?  Fact is, the simple act of moving my bulk around takes some work, and that work means that I burn a lot of extra calories.  Thanks to all of those extra calories, those of us who are really out of shape can make some impressive gains when we start exercising, even if we’re doing a pretty simple workout.  Meanwhile, the skinny fit people have no choice but to work harder.  Much, much harder.

Speaking of doing lots of extra work…

We Have Freaky Strong Legs

Perversely, carrying a lot of extra weight is a really great way to strengthen your legs.  Take our aforementioned waif and make her wear a backpack around all day every day with a couple of 45 pound weights in it.   She’ll have to lift all that extra weight every time she takes a step, climbs the stairs, or even just gets up out of a chair.  Do you think she’ll build some muscle in her legs doing that?  You bet she will.  Well, guess what?  I’ve been doing that “workout” (and more) every day for years now.

I’m just getting back into strength training after a long layoff, and I can’t lift what I used to.  I’m kind of embarrassed about it to be quite honest.  But put me on the leg press and all of a sudden I turn into Hercules.  Why?  Because the act of pushing 300 lbs. around isn’t that much harder for me that just standing up.

Conclusions

So there’s a little bit of encouragement for all of you who are carrying a little extra weight around.  The gym can be an intimidating place for the out-of-shape, what with all the skinny healthy three-hour-workout-every-day-and-I-never-eat-anything-but-green-tea-and-protein-smoothie types running around.  If you’re anything like me, you might be haunted by the vague sense that all of those fitness robots are staring at you.  But here’s the truth:

Yes, they’re staring.  They’re jealous.  Drink it in.

Postscript:

After I wrote this, I hit the gym and spent 30 minutes on a elliptical trainer at a moderately challenging pace.  Sure enough, I burned just under 500 calories.  Awesome.

Amazing WoW statistic

According to a speaker at the ongoing TED 2010 conference,  players have spent an aggregate of 5.33 million hours playing World of Warcraft since its launch.

No word on how many of those hours were gold farmers.

Watching The Opening Ceremonies

Just watched the OC from Vancouver. I always love the parade of nations – it’s like a never ending episode of MST3K for me, and I get to be Cro. And, honestly, I love seeing the youth of the world coming in to the arena, the spotlights reflecting in their eyes, proud to be representing whatever country they came from.

But here’s what I wonder about.   How hard is it really to get on the winter olympic team from some of the notably non-wintry nations? I mean, if I lived in, say, Barbados and walked in to the offices of the local Olympic Committee, plopped down a briefcase with $10K or so and announced “I’m your team. I’ll be in the downhill, super G, biathlon and ice dancing” could I get away with it?

I’ll bet I could.

What does it take to get in shape?

Here’s something I’ve been noodling on for the last little while.  I’m out of shape.   That’s a bad thing.   Worse, I’m not sure how to get back into shape.  Oh, don’t get me wrong – I know things to do.  I’ve done them.  I’ve dieted, lifted weights, done cardio, you name it.   And then done it all again.  And, honestly, the stuff I’ve tried has worked.

Until I stopped doing it, anyway.

And that’s the nut of my problem.  It’s not that I lack knowledge.  I know how to exercise and I have some concept of what a healthy diet looks like.  Heck – I suspect I know more about both subjects than a lot of healthy people do.  It’s the doing it that is the challenge.   It turns out – brace yourself – that it doesn’t matter how nice your gym is if you never darken its door.   Shocking, I realize.

I think I need to change my mind about diet and exercise.  So lately, I’ve been trying to pay attention to the fit people I know to see what I can learn.  I figure if I study success – if I see what the really healthy people I know have in common – I might discover some things that can work for me.

So, my fit friends, I’ve been watching you.  And, honestly, I’ve learned some things.  Nothing earth shaking, really.  Mostly just common sense stuff.  But a lot of wisdom comes from being reminded of the common sense stuff, and I hope that’s the case for me.

More to come.

Hello world!

Lacking wittiness and banter this morning.  I blame the cold.  Which I blame on climate change.  So, really, it’s your fault.

So there.